China Demotivational Poster
CHINA - This is why they lose wars.
COMMON SENSE ? -
EDUCATION - It's important
CULTURAL ASSIMILATION - It takes time.
the great wall of china -
CHINA - When they finally realised America probably won't pay them back, they decided to fully embrace Capitalism.
IN COMMUNIST CHINA - Your nose is wiped for you!
WIKIPEDIA - According to it, a war between China and Japan erupted because of a dispute over the rules of an ancient form of Rock, Paper, Scissors... Wait what?
GAY CHINESE SOLDIERS - How long before them and their villages disappear?
CHINA - Putting the 'R' in 'Hello'.
SWORDSMASTER GRANNY - Is gonna own everyone.
CONFUCIUS SAY -
WEIGHT LIFTING - when you struggle to lift 30 pounds, dont try to lift 400.
CHINA - Making the best toys since...well...ever. Who needs a f#ckin' recall?
Chinese people -
QUICKLY FORGOTTEN? -
A DAY AT THE BEACH -
UNRECYCLING - Because calling it "TRASH" hurt it's feelings.
CHINESE SCHOOL TEACHERS - No wonder they are so much smarter than us.
Oh, dear god no! -
THE EAGLE - ...has landed
GOOGLE MAPS STREET VIEW -
BAD FORTUNE COOKIE - The good news is... we finally got rid of the KITCHEN's RODENT problem
ENDANGERED SPECIES - They are spoiled because Scientists panda to their every whim
CHINA GIRL - Oh oh oh ohoo little china girl -David Bowie
CATS IN CHINA -
ROBOCOPS.. - You're doing it Wrong!
Same, Same But Different -
IN PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA - Sinks are red. The rest is dirty capitalist propaganda.
CHINESE JUNK - It Was The Soviet Navy's Old Junk, But it Is Now China's Junk.
FEMININE LOGIC -
I DON'T KNOW WHERE CHINA IS - Does it matter?
FEB 10 - CHINA -
WORST... - Job... EVER!
DOG EATING - Starts at an early age in China.
GUT FEELING - Let's eat someplace else.
BIRTH CONTROL - They Doing It Wrong
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -
RETIREMENT - 65 years seems just right when you've been working for 57.
ALL-STAR - Just because it has toilet paper. Isn't Communism great!
PERSPECTIVE - Your neighbor's wife looks prettier than your own.
CHINESE GYMNASTS - Little Bitches Shot Me!
POWER - Remember...with great power,comes great responsibility...use it well Grasshopper
YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY - DRINK MORE BEER -
CHYNA - It's a MAN dudes...Trust Me! That is one UGLY bunny wabbit
OUT-SOURCING TO INDIA - Looks like "CHINA'S" exporting their Human Rights Violations, (I mean dissident re-education) there.
CHINA - always leading their people in the right direction.
ONE RANGER, ONE RIOT! - SCREW ZAT! I'm gonna calling in sick!
IRONY - A belief that getting out of debt requires spending more money.
CHINA - really, it not all THAT crowded.. really...
Kiss of death -
Death By China -
On the Moon -
The Mao Mop Top -
CHINA FINALLY HAS A STEALTH PLANE YOU SAY? - Probably just a $5 plastic toy on steroids.
MR. PANDA -
IN COMMUNIST CHINA - NOBODY is unemployed!
CHINA - ¿Is there ANYTHING that ISN'T copied?
YOU KNOW... - Where the last of the tubes is connected, where the internet comes out.
CHINA - Do they ship it here so we can ship it back and sell it at.....what??
TRUTH IN LABELING - Coleslaw?
HONG KONG - I'm Guessing They Dont Like Street Lights
DEMOTIFAKE FROM ABOVE - Cubby and Airman have joined forces to form a new air wing.
BOUNDRIES - Because you can't see a stern talking to from space
MR.FUNNY GUY - boy, he looks like he's having a great time
CHINESE INTERNET POLICE -
CHOPSTICKS WILL NOT HELP -
ARU - Tiring and annoying to say it at the end of each sentence unless you are Yao
THE OLYMPICS - This is why foreigners win them.
WTF - I'm really starting to like CHINA's chances for track and feild In the summer "OLYMPICS"
WTF - C'mon Dargeants!! Those "LOLLI-POPS!" were for the kids at the orphanage!!
BEATNIK ROBO MAO - and his Beijing Olympic Action Squad!
Culture Clash -
BAD GUY -
MOTHER NATURE - She Must Be P.M.S'ing